Most bizarre dream that I can remember to date

I am such a gamer.

I'll spare you the extreme details, but let me share a few nuggets:

- I was facing a fearsome opponent.

- I "saved" (my dream-game), died, and was then returned to the point in time where I had saved.  Twice.  The second death was accidental suicide.  (I had fired the wrong gun and splattered myself with an instant death solution.)

- I used the resources of one of a chain of video gaming stores that was having a going-out-of-business sale.  They actually called me to come over and buy stuff.

- Items that caused "sleep" would have been the most effective against this boss-character-opponent, but the best I could find at the store were items that caused "honesty."  The store had been pretty picked over already.

- I tried to use honesty-inducing air fresheners (the kind one would hang on a rear-view car mirror -- I told you the store was picked over) to bring out my opponent's feelings of remorse, thereby avoiding conflict.  This was only partially effective.


Why hadn't I figured out this was a dream?  I guess I was having too much bizarro-fun.  "Fun" is not the right word, but it did have a strange entertainment quality.  To be honest, it was more fun writing abou tit.


Speaking of tit, I had an orgasm this evening.  I am happy about that.